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October 30, 2007, two guys, three girls, and one destination. They were on their way to a Halloween party in Cherokee all dressed in their costumes. They were at the party for several hours and decided it was time to leave and do something else. After piling into the jeep they begin winding their way back towards where they live and decide to go to a haunted mine shaft. The mine shaft was full of chainsaws, broken elevators and wrong turns. Out of breath, and their adrenaline pumping they decided to get back in the car and check out a haunted trail. They drove for thirty minutes until they reached the trail. Stepping out of the jeep they see an old house with two cars parked outside. There aren’t many lights and it’s obviously dark outside. The girls are already scared and don’t even want to do the haunted trail but it’s too late to back out now. They walk up to the house and out comes an old man with a beard. “How are yall ladies doing tonight?” His voice was awkwardly cheery. He smiled and the shine off of his yellow teeth made Jeff clench. “They are fine… is this the haunted trail?” “Oh yes just keep following this road and it begins in bout half a mile.” As they walked Sarah asked Jeff if they could go back and Jeff teased her calling her a wimp. Emily latched on to her older brother Mike in hopes that his big football player stature would scare any monsters away. “CRACK” “What the hell was that?” screamed Jeff. Sarah dropped to the ground lifeless. Emily screamed. Jeff picked up Sarah “We have to get back to the car.” As they were running back to the car like a bunch of pansies Tomas said “ yall com’on be real that was a sound of the show in the haunted trail.” So when Sarah ass woke up they began to make fun of her, but the boys still wanted to go through the trail. The boys sat and begged Sarah to go for twenty minutes and she still wouldn’t come through the trail so. They decided to go without her. Emily was going to stay at the car with her while the boys went through but she said that she was alright. So while Sarah sat at the car Emily and the boy went without her. They were twenty feet into the mine shaft when Tomas pulled Emily aside into the shadows and began unbuttoning her shirt, mumbling “hey babies” and “doncha wannas.” “What the?” Emily exclaimed. “Dammit, Tomas. Haven’t you ever seen a horror movie? Once you start to do that, we’ll start dying off.” As if cued, Jeff walked into the shadows. The handle of an axe pointed downward at a forty-five degree angle from his back. “Thanks a lot, Casanova. Now I’m friggin’ dead,” Jeff said, then collapsed into a puddle of his own blood. “Oh my – did he – oh fu – oh sh – he’s dead!” exclaimed Tomas. “Turd nuggets,” said Emily. “Now we’ve got to fight the armies of the undead to get out of this place.” "Ahhh! Cried a man from the darkness. "What the hell are you doing in my mineshaft? Your startling my zombies." "What are you talking about?" Jeff asked. "These are my pet zombies and you need to leave them alone. Leave now!" so they left with one less.
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